june
the friend with great taste
who actually texts back.
you text her the stuff you screenshot. she finds it, tells you what to skip, gets it shipped.

should i?
heads up — you returned the cream one in feb. the wool was scratchy on you. this one's the same blend.
sure?
ugh. skip
found you an everlane cashmere crew. same green, no wool. softer.

want it?
yes 👍
ordered. arriving thursday.
used your $20 everlane credit from the november return.
wait. what credit
you forgot 🙂
the reformation dress you saved dropped to $148. you've got the wedding in 5 weeks. grab it?
i know what's in your closet.
i know what you returned, and why.
i know the dress you wanted, and never bought.
free to start. $9.99 to keep me.